occasionalmag:

My Fuckbot Roommate
"I knew, of course, that he was a robot built for the sole purpose of fucking, and therefore some amount of fucking was to be expected, but I assumed he must have other interests as well.”

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megatrotsky:

When someone gives me health or nutrition advice prefaced with “I heard about this on Dr. Oz…”
nodialogueoptions:

I don’t know the original source for this, but someone posted it on Neil’s facebook page and it’s just too good to not share